The Music of the Honeymooners Sketches
Love on a Bus
Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton wrote the song "Love on a Bus" for a contest in "Play It Again, Norton" from airdate September 27, 1969. The song won and they and their wives won an international trip to promote the song.
It was love on a bus for the two of us
from the moment we raced for that seat.
We were passing a church when the bus gave a lurch
and she screamed when I stepped on her feet.
The monoxide in the air, the peroxide in her air
made me suddenly aware that I cared.
I kissed my queen among queens [wethanecua] pork and beans
Yes for us, it was love on a bus!